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"Ha! Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "It is a gun. But I am also happy to see you." "...I knew it was a gun, Rich. I was making a joke, you know? Because your gun was sticking out like- oh, nevermind. You friggin' aliens will never get the joke." "You could try the line again? I will laugh this time." "No. It's ruined now." "Is that why you are upset, then?" "I'm not upset. It just would've been a good joke." "You are upset. Your symptoms show it." "Gah- I told you to stop doing that! You don't need to know my body temperature or metabolism at the moment or whatever the heck you were looking for. Stop u